just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
handjob tips. give me some.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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