Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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