I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
