We're like a lot better than the average bears
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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