This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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