your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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