Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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