She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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