So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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