I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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