By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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