i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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