Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have demons in me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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