ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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