I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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