just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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