his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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