It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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