me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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