How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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