Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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