we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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