And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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