you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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