How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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