I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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