going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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