Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
