Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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