why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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