: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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