i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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