Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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