Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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