Me. At least after what I've been through.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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