I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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