Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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