There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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