Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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