I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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