standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You took a bar mat shot.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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