She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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