I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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