at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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