i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My vagina is officially offended.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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