Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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