you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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