Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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