got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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