when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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