Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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